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Ramble On: Glenn Beck Suicide Watch & Shaving

Disjointed thoughts lacking rejoinder.

- If you listened to Glenn Beck today you may need to be on 24 hour suicide watch; seriously talk about your maudlin days. Luckily some folks on Twitter noticed it too and said something, I thought I was alone!

Seriously the economy is bad and socialism may be taking over but things aren’t that… bad… wait, maybe they are. DAMN YOU GLENN BECK! DAMN YOU TO HELL.

- I haven’t shaved in a couple of days and I am to that point where I am looking in the mirror and thinking “where do I start?” If my wife would let me I would just let the whole darn thing grow out and join ZZ Top. Unfortunately she held the trump card and threatened to stop shaving her legs in retaliation. Sorry but this house isn’t France so in a few minutes I am going to suck it up and just pick somewhere and start.

- Can the media please stop reporting on the GM CEO driving to Washington? If he had driven to Washington in his own hybrid car THE FIRST TIME I would be impressed. This is part 2, the aftermath, this is the guy buying the girlfriend flowers after the assault. It is a publicity stunt and the easiest way for those not to work is for you to NOT GIVE IT PUBLICITY.

He is an automobile executive and he is driving a car. Why can I not see that there is a story here.

Speaking of which, the CEO’s of all three companies are now offering to work for $1 a year. Considering they each owe ten’s of billions of dollars if every employee did the same… they would still owe tens of billions of dollars.

- Do you ever wake up and think that there isn’t a single person running things that has any idea of what they are doing and it’s obvious how we all got to this point? Then think YOU’RE the one that must be crazy and go back to sleep?

- When you finally wake up for the day after having that previous thing do you say to yourself, “Our president’s middle name is going to be Hussein” and you wonder just how that happened?

- Today a woman said to me, “You know, you could save money if you made coffee at home instead of buying it every day from McDonald’s.” That instantly makes this woman worse than Hitler.

Seriously I wanted to say to her, “No… I want to thank you for pointing that out to me. I did not realize that the cost of a tiny percentage of a giant tin of coffee and some water would be less expensive than the $1.85 I pay each morning. I am a complete retard. Thank you, thank you so much.”

It was 7:00am and I just couldn’t muster the necessary sarcasm so I let it slide. But really now! Worse than Hitler.

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