Analysis: When a party offers a candidate people want to vote for, they will. *
* Like all the other news organizations, pundits and commentators my conclusion is based upon hours and hours of looking over exit poll data, surveying the public, making comparisons to events of very recent political history, seeking the opinion of a statistically significant number of minorities and then asking a bunch of college professors for their take. I spent many long nights away from my wife, mixing stimulants with depressants, to bring you this thorough analysis. I believe I am now deserving of some form of government assistance for my trouble. Please help me crowd-source the research of such assistance, perhaps in the form of government grants for the Humanities.
